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Misc | Music Definitions | Musical Terms | Trumpet | Drums | Viola/Violin | Bag Pipes
| ACCIDENTALS | - | The wrong notes. |
| AUDITION | - | The act of putting oneself under extreme duress to satisfy the sadistic intentions of someone who has already made up his mind. |
| ACCELERANDO | - | What happens when drummers have to keep a steady beat. |
| CONDUCTOR | - | An ignorable figure capable of following numerous individuals at once. |
| CUT TIME | - | When you suddenly realize that everyone else is playing twice as fast as you are. |
| CRESCENDO | - | A reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loud. |
| CYMBALS | - | Percussion instrument to be dropped while the band plays pianissimo. |
| FERMATA | - | A chance for the conductor to catch his breath while attempting to make his wind players pass out. |
| GLISSANDO | - | The way string players play difficult runs. |
| KEY CHANGE | - | A change in the main pitch or "tonal center" which takes full effect three to five bars after it is noted in the music. |
| PAGE TURN | - | A good way to avoid playing the hard parts. |
| PRACTICE | - | Don't worry about it. Musicians never do it anyway. |
| RALLENTANDO | - | What never seems to happen during the technical passages. |
| RITARD | - | The idiot behind the stick. |
| TEMPO CHANGE | - | Signal for the musicians to ignore the conductor. |
| UNISON | - | See "minor second". |
| VIBRATO | - | A way for musicians to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch. |