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Q: What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a mutual fund?
A: The mutual fund will eventually mature and start making money.
Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: What's the difference between a harmonica solo and brain surgery?
A: You get an anesthetic for brain surgery.
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backward?
A: New Age Music.